Worst Jokes Ever

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Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

That's kinda sus, you know?

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

Gaming with the gaming controller.

You wanna talk Kenya ;)

What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?

He got gangryeen.

Gangrene+green+angry

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

Why does your mom hate you?

Because you are a loser.

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?

Son: I don't know.

Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.

What do you call butter without an expiration date?

A miracle butter, because wow!

Just.

Old.

Killer.

Epigrams.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fishes.

Fishes who?

Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!

Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.

Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?

Because it was Halloween!

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.