Worst Jokes Ever
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
I ate Nemo.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?