Worst Jokes Ever

Nobody:

The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:

tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!

I am Cummer.

My mom died.

What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?

"Just ate a tasty steak!"

What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.

What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.

Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!

Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.

Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?

In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

I don’t know what to call this chat.

God's consciousness: Art.

God's unconsciousness: Christianity.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡