Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
You have more chin than brain cells!
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.