Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.