Worst Jokes Ever
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.