Worst Jokes Ever
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"