I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
Worst Jokes Ever
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
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Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
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He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.