Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
See the lies.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
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Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Your mum gay.
You suck.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.