Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Voicemailing.
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.