Worst Jokes Ever
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Deez nutz!
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
To all my bullies: donβt call me gay because Iβm not happy.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Emo
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
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