Worst Jokes Ever
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.