Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Bored.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
Gwen sucks!