Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
ENTER PASSWORD.
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RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
You have more chin than brain cells!
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Joe Biden
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.