Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
I have a body count of 7.
Dude, I lied.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.