Worst Jokes Ever
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Your dad is gone.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?