Worst Jokes Ever

Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.

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Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?

campaign contribution to the Republican Party.

It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

I can hear the whole world booing me.

What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

A baby in a blender.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”

“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.