Worst Jokes Ever

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What is an orange cucumber?

A carrot, duh!

What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?

My ex-wife.

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.

Curry must hurry.

Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...

Guys, can you like my jokes, please?

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.

Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?

A: Apples get picked.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?

A: A clothes hanger.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.