Worst Jokes Ever

If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?

Wanna hear a joke?

Jesus being real.

I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳

What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?

Elementary school kids: School is fun.

Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.

What do plus a nut and a pee make?

Pee-nuts.

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.

What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.

A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

Girl: You are gay.

Boy: Who says I’m gay?

Girl: You ARE GAY!

Boy: You are lesbian.

Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH

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