Worst Jokes Ever
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Your mom is ugly.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.