What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Worst Jokes Ever
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Trump, just why?
My friend Harry.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Hey Qwen, it's me.
You should always be happy about family and love.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Have a great day today!
I miss playing baseball.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.