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Worst Jokes Ever
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."