Worst Jokes Ever
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
You suck.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
See the lies.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P