Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
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Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.