Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Dog.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?