Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
New protest.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.