Worst Jokes Ever
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
It's not rape if you both like it.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.