Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.