God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
Worst Jokes Ever
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.