Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
No joke.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.