Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Fuck Roblox!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.