Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
"Ching chang chong."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Suiiiii!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!