Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.