Worst Jokes Ever
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.