Worst Jokes Ever
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
Gwen sucks!
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.