Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Viggie tickles.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!