Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Your mom is ugly.