Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Worst Jokes Ever
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
If you read this, you are gay.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Nice cock, bitch.