Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
That moment when you poop 😂
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Suiiiii!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
I bought drugs today.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."