Worst Jokes Ever
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Voicemailing.
I don't want to date an alien.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.