Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!