Worst Jokes Ever
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.