Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!