Worst Jokes Ever
Any more song suggestions?
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
All y'all weird af.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Five (DYM 123).
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.