Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Jack
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.