Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Worst Jokes Ever
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Bored.
Stop the orphan jokes!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?