Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!