Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Nope, nope, and nope.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
"Ohh wing wing."