Worst Jokes Ever

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?

Hot wheels! 😎

Why are orphans so gay?

They need to be more gay!

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".

Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?

Because it has no home base.

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?

Still no fucking idea.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

What's the difference between a dick and a rock?

One's hard.

Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

I have a body count of 7.

Dude, I lied.