Worst Jokes Ever
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
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I love silly jokes.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What is a dog?
A pet.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH