Worst Jokes Ever
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Bored.
Stop the orphan jokes!
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."