Worst Jokes Ever
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.