Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."