Worst Jokes Ever

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

7000+ bats.

2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.

2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Me: Am actually happy right now.

Life: Lol one sec.

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?

Prince???