Worst Jokes Ever

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Make America Great Britain again!

I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.

What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

Kiwi loves men.

Kiwi loves Brad.

Nope, nope, and nope.

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

I rate these jokes 9/11.