Worst Jokes Ever
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What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
kapteyn = captain
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.