Worst Jokes Ever
John, I like your cut, G.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"