Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Worst Jokes Ever
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Hi Jake!
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Gwen, are you there?
Five (DYM 123).
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.