Worst Jokes Ever
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
I love autumn!
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.