Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.