Worst Jokes Ever
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama!
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
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There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.