Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!