Worst Jokes Ever
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Here is a joke: Rape.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Sans Undertale.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.