Worst Jokes Ever
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮💨
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.