Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.