Worst Jokes Ever
The one by die.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!