Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Someone stole my balls :(
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a three humped camel?
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.