Worst Jokes Ever
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Whatβs the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You canβt hear an enzyme.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! πππ
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"