Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
I like peanut butter and honey.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.