Orphans Seeking Father

Listen here, you genius. You think that orphans go to church just to find a 'father'? Like it's some kinda 'adopt-a-dad' event? No, they go to church because they are religious and seek spiritual guidance from the "Father," you know, the one they talk about in church. You are clearly so slow that you are probably walking backwards. This ain't about finding a real daddy. It's a morbid reference to God!