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Worst Jokes Ever
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No," said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough," his grandpa replied.
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself."
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
