Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Worst Jokes Ever
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
