Worst Jokes Ever
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Two men are walking down the street, and see a dog licking its balls. One man says I wish I could do that. The other one says you can probably just pet him
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"