Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.