Worst Jokes Ever
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
Guess what, chicken butt?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
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What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!