Worst Jokes Ever

Violence against women is funny :)

A priest walks into a wine store.

"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?

Nothing, he just exploded.

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

"This isn't ketchup."

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.

Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

What is long, brown, and cures depression?

A noose.

What goes 200 mph and is red?

Babies in a blender.

I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)

I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.

I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!

What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?

A knife has a point.

How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?

They boil the hell out of it.