Worst Jokes Ever
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Y'all follow me, please.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.