Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum has balls.
Anyone wanna chat?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Have a good summer!
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.