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Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “How do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?””
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.