Worst Jokes Ever
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My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Biggest balls?
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
My name is Giselle.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
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