Worst Jokes Ever
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"