Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
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what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.