Worst Jokes Ever
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb π£
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Whatβs an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.