Worst Jokes Ever
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Look at the comments.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.