Worst Jokes Ever
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Momma's House-By-watersharky Productions and Dustin Lynch- I see your face on every street, every corner, couple trees. Even got her name on 'em. I feel your love, I hear your laugh, got them take me way on back. Hurt me memories, I don't want 'em. Up and down the boulevard. In and out of every bar. I'd burn this whole town down. Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground. Baby, I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that? Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass. I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. I would start it where we started, at the downtown party Where you kissed my lips and stole my beer. The city park in the dark where we looked up at the stars Watched them fireworks pop last year. It started under that Texaco sign where you said goodbye I'd get some gas and drop a match right there. I'd burn this whole town down. Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground. Baby, I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that? Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass. I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Fire red flames, sunsets in the sky Going out, staying in, staying up long nights. Now I'm waking up alone, wishing I could move on Blocked your number in my phone, thought it help but it don't. I'd burn this whole town down. Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground. Baby, I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that? Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass. I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
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A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)