Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!