Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Getting ready for gangbang.