Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Worst Jokes Ever
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
She blew on it, and it went hard.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
I only trust people that like big butts.