Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
Who did the bee đ marry?
Her honey!
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Biggest balls?
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
My boyfriend thinks heâs hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: Weâre a twig. Weâre breaking up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didnât want to start beef, heâs VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, itâs more of a wrap.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
Theyâre both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, youâre pretty much screwed.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesnât have a daddy.