Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
