Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Buy KFC or else.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.