Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.