Worst Jokes Ever

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

The Milky Way!

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

Tell me a joke.

My life.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!