Worst Jokes Ever
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."