Worst Jokes Ever

What flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Purple.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.

Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."

Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"

Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."

Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.