Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!