Worst Jokes Ever

Ur face.

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

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Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!

Let's go, Brendan Fraser!

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

My bum hurts.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.