Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
My username good.