Worst Jokes Ever
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
“I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny.
“Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.
“Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny, and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother shit in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad fucking his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is fucking the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!"