Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.