Worst Jokes Ever
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.