Worst Jokes Ever
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'