Worst Jokes Ever
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!