What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Worst Jokes Ever
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Big mummy milkers...