Worst Jokes Ever
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
Why did the boy put a chicken đ in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. đ
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? đ
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
When you think you canât fail anymore if youâre dead, then you fail at suiciding.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
Whatâs a pedophileâs favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
How are Kobeâs death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Whatâs the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.