Worst Jokes Ever
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.