Worst Jokes Ever
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.