Kidnapper's Favorite Shoe

This is a pun. It plays on the similarity between "white vans" (a type of shoe) and "white vans" (the stereotypical vehicle used in kidnappings). The humor comes from the unexpected association of a mundane object with a criminal act.

• Kidnapper
• Van
• Morbidity
• White
• Kidnapping
• Crime

• What are a pedophile"s shoes called? Answer: WHITE VANS
• What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers.
• What are priests' favorite shoe? White Vans.
• What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR? Rhyme sneakers.