Worst Jokes Ever
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.