Worst Jokes Ever

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

What do you call an autistic daughter?

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.

This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!

Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....