The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Worst Jokes Ever
Test.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Your hairline.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Black lives matter.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
You guys are crazy!
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Orphans are monkeys.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!