Worst Jokes Ever
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.