Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
I got jealous when my phone died.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!