Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
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Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
You die. LOL!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.