Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
You look like a cat.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.