Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Worst Jokes Ever
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?