Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.