Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

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