Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.