Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?