Worst Jokes Ever
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
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What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?