Worst Jokes Ever
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
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What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?