Worst Jokes Ever

AOT > ur fav anime.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

What day are twins born the most?

Toos-day.

I fucked a wall.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?

To bring sweet luck.

Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️

Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.