Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.