Worst Jokes Ever
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Player 138 eliminated...
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.