Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.