Worst Jokes Ever
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
I took a sip of water.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.