Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!