Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Me. I am the joke.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.