Worst Jokes Ever

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

A B C deez nuts!

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

"Jack Sparrow."

"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?

Hot wheels.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Shitty bichi cup.

Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?

Because he didn’t do his homework.