Worst Jokes Ever
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-đđđ
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I donât believe in reincarnation now, and I didnât believe in it when I was a hamster.
âShane Richie, British actor
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Whatâs the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Whatâs the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say âgive me all your money!â
And a professional thief will say âsign here please.â
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why canât an orphan play baseball? Because they canât find home.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Whatâs the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You canât pull on her hair.