Worst Jokes Ever
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.