Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
"Among Us."
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.