Worst Jokes Ever

I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?

I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"

I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

Dead.

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?

A leaf.

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?

Dairy free.

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...

All of them.

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!