Worst Jokes Ever
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.