Worst Jokes Ever
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!