Worst Jokes Ever
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
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What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Dear Grad Parents,
Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
There will be more information to follow in the coming days.
Thank you.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Your life, that's all.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!