Worst Jokes Ever
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
My wife left me and took the kids.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”