What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Siu!!
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? đ€ And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do đ.
Should I do a face reveal?
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.
The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"
He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.
Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: âHaha heâs so embarrassed that he doesnât speak anymore...what an idiot!â
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Bye!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasnât happy. Why?
He had no legs.