Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.