Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!