Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!