Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What does a rubix cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them the harder they get.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."