Worst Jokes Ever
You were born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.