Worst Jokes Ever

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

What do you call a one-legged China man?

Ty Whon Shu.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?

Tie-wan-sho.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

How fast is the speed of sex?

68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

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