Worst Jokes Ever

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?

A bipolar bear.

Lol

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

What do you call a group of emos?

A cutting board.

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

Why do orphans hate apples?

Because they get picked over.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

Orphan, they're enough of a joke.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.