They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Your face.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Ukraine.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Like this if you're an American.
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