Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?