Worst Jokes Ever
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Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Gallons (DYM 113).
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
I like mangoes.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.