Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"