Worst Jokes Ever
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"