Worst Jokes Ever
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Takis.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Megamind.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?