Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."