Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What does a house wear? Address.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.