Worst Jokes Ever

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ididap!

Ididapoo!!

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.

What does a house wear? Address.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.

I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Why are all fat people bad drivers?

They are all hungover.

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

Who wants to laugh about life with me?

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

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