Worst Jokes Ever

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?

Cheetah outta here!

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

My wife left me and took the kids.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)