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Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.