Worst Jokes Ever

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?

Special forces.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

I am a joke.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?

Because he forgot his feats!

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

"Among Us," dada.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Hi how are you?

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.