Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?

The dry bear.

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.