Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎