Worst Jokes Ever
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Them, losers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.