Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.