Worst Jokes Ever
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Hi! Could I join?
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Lessi
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.