Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Josh is chubby.
Drawers!
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.