Worst Jokes Ever
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
money + money = MONEY
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.