Worst Jokes Ever
I love fard š
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I donāt find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.