Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.