Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."