My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Worst Jokes Ever
Puss.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Neona: Gwen?
Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?
Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!
Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!
Neona: Are you mad at me?
Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.