Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Them, losers.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"