Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.