Worst Jokes Ever
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I rate it 9/11.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.