Worst Jokes Ever
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.