Told Jokes

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"

this mute kid was getting made fun of.. o told him to speak up for himself

why did my dad leave me and my mum?

i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees

A person told an orphan to not move otherwise they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do? It danced it's a$$ off

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed

I met a talking lizard the doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction 🦎

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said...... Cuckoo coo chew#Owl🦉

I was bullying stephen hawkings, I told him why not stand up for yourself.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi. I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “ a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills. DAMN PESSI

So i told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldnt stop crying.

My friend thinks he is funny.He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion,so I threw a coconut at him.

joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up

My father told me to always carry a womens bag but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped moms bag when we went parachuting. :(

I once met a skeleton, I asked if I could tell him a joke, he agreed, I told him it, he found it quite “humerus”.

what does the egg do after the pan told him an joke?

- he cracked up

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. He’ll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said that’s my mom dude