and hey ALYA and jk master how u guys doin? no one bieng ass to u guys today right if so ill beat them up :)
During school today a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it it was the principals number
Today I Asked My Sis To Take Out The Trash And I Shoved Her Outside
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything
I did a walk today but it was good for Tyler I was just a good time to sleep good I got yyy night and a night
I did have a good time today I did
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
What is your car 🚘 was your time today after I had dinner 🍴 night and night sleep 😴 night is it a night for you and a dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night was the snow ⛄️ I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🥘
Watch BNHA season 4 today
My wife and I were at he park with our little princess today. We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
This is Riley abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
I did a walk today but it was good for me and my car and a walk today
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning how are you today
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
