Titanic

Titanic jokes

Kid

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

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    People

    What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.

    Iceberg

    What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

    "Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

    Friend

    My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

    Me: No.

    Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

    Leaf

    Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

    Ben: I don't know.

    Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

    Iceberg

    You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

    Iceberg

    "Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

    Regret

    What was OceanGate's biggest regret?

    Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.

    Iceberg

    "We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

    God

    People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

    God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?