Titanic jokes
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.