Titanic jokes
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.