Titanic

Messed up

What do you describe titanic as? …broken…

Dream

Anonymous

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

Hit

Anonymous

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

Chef

Yer boi

What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- “oh no the sink sank!”

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic

Water

algypan

Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

Poor

From the best to Poor

When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!

Smell

Michael vandervoort

I smell Ice a mile. *Titanic I want to Icebeld.

Dream

Anonymous

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

Watch

Anonymous

Watch out there’s an iceberg other person we will be fine 10 minutes later drowns says we will be fine

Bar

bruh

break me a piece of that kit kat bar

Puns

HaHaHa... haha... Wait.

titanic jokes sink in. pun intended.

Titanic

Anonymous

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -Splash

People

Anonymous

Nobody :

Titanic : sYnCccCc

Iceberg : yAaaYeEee

People : yAaanOooO

Ocean : fUuudD

Win

jeffybob

the gold coast titans winning the nrl. best joke ever

Difference

Juice BUM

Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from ‘It’.Georgie floated

Fish

aiden west

were do you go to get the best fish… a restaurant on the titanic

Sell

Anonymous

What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.

Hit

Great Br

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

Water

Anonymous

Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.

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