Titanic Jokes

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it

(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.

Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable. Article 4: the Titanic sank.

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha

titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"

Do you want to play titanic?

When i say iceberg you go down on me

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

What did one iceberg say to the iceberg as the titanic went by? I’d smash that

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?

Why did the Titanic sink it's because they didn't want the icebergs candy

Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy

What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic

if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first

Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater

Yo mama so fat she was the ice berg that sank the Titanic.