Titanic

Titanic Jokes

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater

The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC

Edit: Never mind it started to sync...

(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?