Titanic jokes
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
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My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.