Titanic jokes
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.