Titanic Jokes

Riddles

Isaiah Kellar

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

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Puns

Anonymous

Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

Happiness

Laoise

Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it

Wait

Anonymous

(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.

Article

Anonymous

Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable. Article 4: the Titanic sank.

Movie

Jstrong:)

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha

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Hit

Anonymous

titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"

Iceberg

Thats funny

Do you want to play titanic?

When i say iceberg you go down on me

Cross

TheBeast

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

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Iceberg

Anonymous

What did one iceberg say to the iceberg as the titanic went by? I’d smash that

Disappearance

Roger Furness

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?

Iceberg

Jason and mateo

Why did the Titanic sink it's because they didn't want the icebergs candy

Iceberg

Anonymous

Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy

Common

Anonymous

What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic

Die

Anonymous

if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first

Iceberg

Anonymous

Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...

Riddles

Great Britan

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.

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ANS

TheBeast

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

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Movie

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she was the ice berg that sank the Titanic.