Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints
The Titanic before iceberg be like: we can't go under it, we gotta go through it!
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the titanic
What did one iceberg say to the iceberg as the titanic went by? I’d smash that
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...
Why is the titanic good at baseball : because it sinks it
Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it
The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable. Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic..... They sync properly ....
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.