Simon jokes
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Memes
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Community
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I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:
Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.
Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more