Simon jokes

When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.