Simon

Simon Jokes

School Shooter

When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

People

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

Chin

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

Chipmunk

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)