Simon jokes
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Community talk
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I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:
Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.
Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more