Titanic

Titanic Jokes

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?

Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic

Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

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What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"