Titanic

Titanic jokes

Chef

What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"

Bar

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

Trump

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

Song

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

Bike

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

People

People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!

Water

It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

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  • Tool

    What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

    The Titanic.

    Grandmother

    My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

    Penguin

    A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

    Movie

    The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

    Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!