Titanic jokes
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What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.