Titanic Jokes

Puns

Green KaZoo

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

Fish

Anonymous

the titanic is now resort for fish

Baby

Anonymous

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

Shipping

CHEESE BALLS R THE BEST

my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Game

max

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic

Baby

Anonymous

Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink

Center

BatmanTehNoob

When they said Titanic was "Unsinkable", then they said, "The World Trade Centers was UnCollapable."

Man

Sandra cisco8

Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board

Fat

Anonymous

yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in titanic.

Drive

Laoise

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

Flower

BatmanTehNoob

What's Jack's Favorite Flower. A Rose.

Chef

Yer boi

What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"

Phone

Punz

The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC

Edit: Never mind it started to sync...

Iceberg

Anonymous

(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.

Shipping

milos sebrt

Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912

Shipping

the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

Iceberg

Anonymous

“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted

Kick

Anonymous

My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen so he kept warning them then he was kicked out of the theater

INS

Anonymous

Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies

Hell

There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.

Now that's a hell of a ghost story.