Titanic jokes
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.